My Favorite Quotes
 

Famous Quotes:
 

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." ...Will Rogers

"Always do right.  This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest."  …Mark Twain

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." ...Albert Einstein

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" ...Steven Wright

"People want economy and they will pay any price to get it."  ...Lee Iacocca

"Old age is no place for sissies."  …Bette Davis
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. " ...Steven Wright

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t."  …Erica Jong

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time." ...Steven Wright
 

  
Seuss Quotes:
  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."...Dr. Seuss
 
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." ...Dr. Seuss

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." ...Dr. Seuss

"If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good." ...Dr. Seuss

"So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads." ...Dr. Seuss
 		  
Peanuts Quotes:
 

"I love  mankind, it's people I can't stand." ...Linus Van Pelt

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader." ...Charlie Brown

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." ...Snoopy

"Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list." ...Snoopy

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ...Charlie Brown
 

  
Pooh Quotes:
 

“If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”  ...AA Milne

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?" ...AA Milne

“Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.” ...AA Milne

"We can't all, and some just don't. That's all there is to it.” ...AA Milne